A Call to remember

We come across a lot of situations in our day-to-day life, but not all are worth a mention. I think this particular incident that happened to me last afternoon is worth a blog. You will understand why ...

Its about 2 in the afternoon, I am done with lunch and off for a walk with my friend. My phone rings... On the other side of the call is a credit card employee.

Credit Card Employee (CCE) : Hello, Madam, Good afternoon.
Me: Hello, yes.
CCE: I am calling from (Beep) bank and we are having good credit card offers for (Beep) employees. Are you full time employee of (Beep) company?
Me: Yes I am.

I was in the middle of very interesting conversation with my friend before the call arrived and she is about to start off the credit card details. I wanted to apply for card but at point of time I was in no mood to listen to all the details that she was going to give. so I said.

Me: Call you please call me after an hour or so. I am in the middle of something. Yes, I am very interested in buying a credit card and I would love to buy one.

CCE: Sure ma'am. I will call you in 1 hour. That's great that you wanted to take our bank credit card. You just have to give us photo and your payslip. Our bank employee will be in your office in 1 hour, immediately after we discuss the kind of card you want to apply!

Me: Ok, sure. Thanks.

CCE: Thank you ma'am, I will call you in 1 hour

At 3 PM. The phone again rings..

CCE: Hello Ma'am, this from the credit card company. I had called you an hour back. Remember?

Me: Yes of-course. Could you give me the details please?

CCE: Before that ma'am, could you please tell me how long have you been with (Beep) company?

Me: 3 years now

CCE: Are you a permanent Employee?

Me: Yes.

CCE: What's you package ma'am?

Me: (Beep)

Then there was 2 sec silence on the other hand....

CCE: Err.. Ma'am.. There is no credit card that suit your needs. Thank you for dealing with (Beep) bank. Thank you for you time. Have a nice day. Bye.

Me: @@!!@!@?!@!@????

And the phone goes blank....

God.! I could not stop laughing after recalling the conversation again and again. For all those who are cribbing about their pay, have a hearty laugh reading this conversation. You know you are not even worth a Credit Card!

Haha. Signing Off.. :)

Men, Are they complex creatures? Women, simple ones?

From time immemorial, people have wondered, argued about this topic - man & woman. Woman have always wondered what goes on in a man's mind and a Man always wonders what does a woman want?

Frankly, I am no expert to explain why or what each of the sex feels/wants. I just feel its fun to put forward what I think supposedly goes on in a man's mind or what a woman wants, who I think is simple and who is complex.

Lets begin with the so called - MAN.
They are tall, dark and handsome ones, fairly build, muscular ones and others. What goes on in this species mind? Hmm...
Cars? Sports? Money? Sex? Woman? May be few or may be more. I think the thoughts basically revolve round these. What he wants? All that he thinks. Seriously worries about future (of-course after a certain age ;)) yet acts lousy and juggle head. Loves to hang around with its own kind a lot. Loves to speculate a lot about the other species a lot - called Woman.

Let me tell you a very funny conversation my friend and her boy friend had...

Phone Rings...
Friend (SHE Thinks..): Its in the middle of the night. Why is He calling me now? What happened to him? Is he not well? Did he meet with an accident or something?
HE (In a very serious & panicky tone): Hey hun, I am so worried. Don't know what to do. I feel so numb.
SHE (Same panicky too): Whats wrong dear? What happened?
HE: My laptop broke. I dont know what to do!
SHE: !!!!@@!!

Haha.. Look at this incident. See what worries the most for a Woman and that for a Man.

On the other hand - WOMAN
The name so obvious, someone who WOOS a MAN with her charm, beauty and appeal. What goes on her mind? Way too complex things. I can't even write them down. Right from why my hair looks so bad to why am I so fat, does he love me? Will he leave me ?(Even when things are going seriously fine!!). I mean anything and everything. What do we want? I seriously! .. seriously!.. have no clue. Worries about anything and everything around. Yet brings love and peace around the place she goes. There are many more qualities which are obvious.

Putting all these qualities in a nut shell - I personally think Men are very simple creatures with simple thoughts and simple actions. Women on the other hand are very complex creatures with very complex thoughts. I would say people with simple analytical skill cannot really understand complex equations.. ;)